Spinner.com posted their list of the 20 worst lyrics ever:

http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-worst-lyrics-ever-no-20/

(Composers in parentheses)

20. "If I was a sculptor / But then again, no" - Your Song - Elton John (Bernie Taupin)

19. "Lucky that my breasts / Are small and humble / So you don't confuse / Them with mountains" - Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

18. "I love you like / A fat kid loves cake" - 21 Questions - 50 Cent

17. "There's an insect / In your ear / If you scratch / It won't disappear" - Staring At The Sun - U2

16. "Relentless lust / Of rotting flesh / To trash the tomb she lies / Heathen whore / Of Satan's wrath / I spit at your demise" - Necrophiliac - Slayer

15. "Leaving was never my proud" - Leaving New York - R.E.M.

14. "I ain't never seen / An ass like that / The way you move it / You make my pee-pee go / 'Doing-doing-doing'" - Ass Like That - Eminem

13. "There were plants / And birds / And rocks / And things" - Horse With No Name - America

12. "Time is like a clock / In my heart" - Time (Clock of the Heart) - Culture Club

11. "I wish it was Sunday / That's my fun day / My I-don't-have-to-run day" - Manic Monday - The Bangles (Prince)

10. "I'm all out of faith / This is how I feel" - Torn - Natalie Imbruglia (Anne Preven)

9. "Now you're amazed / By the VIP posse / Steppin' so hard / Like a German Nazi" - Play That Funky Music - Vanilla Ice

8. "My panty line shows / Got a run in my nose / My hair went flat / Man, I hate that" - Honey I'm Home - Shania Twain

7. "I don't think that I've got the stomach / To stomach calling you today" - See You - Save The Day

6. "Your butt is mine" - Bad - Michael Jackson

5. "But if this ever-changing world in which we live in..." - Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney and Wings

4. "Young, black and famous / With money hangin' / Out the anus" - Can't Nobody Hold Me Down - Puff Daddy and Mase

3. "I don't like cities / But I like New York / Other places / Make me feel like a dork" - I Love New York - Madonna

2. "War is stupid / And people are stupid" - War Song - Culture Club

1. "Coast to coast / L.A. to Chicago" - Smooth Operator - Sade

A major event has occurred in Marvel's released comics today.

If you want spoilers, hit here.

I am not going to be happy about this one come my Monday comics review.

411 is reporting that Allen Coage, best known as Bad News Brown during a run in the WWF passed away after being rushed to Calgary's Rockyview Hospital for chest pain.

Coage was 63.

Recently, a large "Internet pharmacy" in Florida suspected of being a major supplier of illegal steroids and Human Growth Hormone (HGH) was raided and their records seized. A number of professional athletes were discovered in their customer lists.

According to SI.com, one name that has turned up is Kurt Angle, who "received two prescriptions for trenbolone and one for nandrolone between October 2004 and February '05." Angle's spokesman did not return messages seeking comment.

The whole article is here:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/06/rx.trouble0312/index.html

According to Wikipedia:

Trenbolone is a livestock steroid that has never been approved in any form for human consumption by the FDA, and in fact classifies as a Schedule III drug under the controlled substances act. It's used illicitly to increase muscle mass.

Nandrolone is a steroid with less side effects than most, and has some medical qualities approved for human use. It's still illegal without a legitimate prescription though.

The Tampa Tribune, via 411mania, has announced that the cause of Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow's death was determined to be "toxic levels of cocaine and the antianxiety drug benzodiazepine in his system as well as arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease, narrowing of small blood vessels that supply blood and oxygen to the heart." The report goes on to say that "The Pasco-Pinellas Medical Examiner's Office has ruled the death as accidental."