WrestleMania 23: Results of the Quick & Dirty Kind

• Mr. Kennedy beat Jeff Hardy, King Booker (with Queen Sharmell), Finlay, C.M. Punk, Matt Hardy, Randy Orton, and Edge in the "Money In The Bank" ladder match when he grabbed the briefcase at 19:10.
• The Great Khali pinned Kane at 5:31 after the two-handed chokeslam.
• U.S. champion Chris Benoit pinned Montel Vontavious Porter at 9:19 after the diving headbutt.
• The Undertaker pinned World champion Batista to win the title at 15:47 after the Tombstone.
• Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer, and The Sandman beat Elijah Burke, Marcus Cor Von, Matt Striker, and Kevin Thorn (with Ariel) when Van Dam pinned Striker at 6:26 after the Five-Star Frog Splash.
• In the "Battle of the Billionaires," ECW champion Bobby Lashley (with Donald Trump) pinned Intercontinental champion Umaga (with Vince McMahon and Armando Alejandro Estrada) at 13:02 after special guest referee Steve Austin gave Umaga the Stone Cold Stunner. Trump and Lashley shaved McMahon bald, then Austin gave Trump a Stunner.
• In a lumberjack match, women's champion Melina pinned Ashley Massaro at 3:14 with a victory roll.
• WWE champion John Cena by Shawn Michaels by submission at 28:21 with the STFU