I demand one of you people buy me this!

Midway Home Use Arcade Machine

It's a full size arcade game machine. It includes Joust, Defender I & II, Robotron, Rampage, Splat, Satan's Hollow, Root Beer Tapper, Wizard of War, Timber and Sinistar.

Yes, I have most of those games on retro packs and the others on MAME, and no quarter slots will take away realism... but still, your own stand up arcade machine... how is that not about twenty kinds of awesome?