It's long overdue, but here is OOWF Summer Hate 2004!

Pink strobelights hit, and Brittany "Tease" Lovette comes out, looking jubilant. She grabs a mic and brags about how Dave Hines is gone and she controls everything now. And as her first act last week, she fired Dave Hines. For her second act... she is retiring the OOWF World Tag Team titles! What the hell? Is this just being a sore loser because she couldn't win the title teamed up with Sean McIver last week?! A "We Want Dave Hines *clapclapclapclapclap*" chant starts as she further goes on to say that the board is forcing her to give one of the tag champions a shot at 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane's OOWF Institution of Power title, and that Emily Mundae won the coin toss. But she has authority otherwise, and she's giving her other charge, Jillian Lane a shot at Kicken Moore's OOWF World Title! This is HER show now, she says. Get used to it!

(Dave Hines +3 over, B +2 over)

Xlorep DarkHelm vs Willow Crowley.

Match Background: DarkHelm is making his debut at this show, and is accompanied by his manager, XTC.

The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Xlorep DarkHelm ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. DarkHelm scoops and slams Willow Crowley. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Willow takes a headbutt from Xlorep DarkHelm. Hooks the leg for a two count. DarkHelm slams Willow Crowley down and motions to the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. DarkHelm walks into a drop toe hold. Willow slams Xlorep DarkHelm. Hooks the leg for a two count. Arn Anderson-like Spinebuster by Willow Crowley, executed to perfection. DarkHelm flips out of a Willow Crowley bodyslam attempt. Mick Foley-esque Double Arm DDT by DarkHelm connects as Willow is down! XTC is at ringside! Willow wastes valuable time by yelling at XTC! Xlorep DarkHelm takes advantage of the distraction and nails Willow from behind! Xlorep DarkHelm moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Termination. 1....2...3, it's finished. Willow Crowley fights back, and has soon sent both Xlorep DarkHelm and XTC into retreat.

My Opinion: This was such a good match, it caused star ratings to magically appear... ****1\4

(DarkHelm +1 over)

A video is played, hyping the new star coming to OOWF, Madonna.

(Madonna +1 over)

Nathan Miller vs Madonna.

Match Background: Maddy is making her debut at this show.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Miller goes down. Standing leg lariat by Madonna on Miller. Flying shoulder tackle by Maddy sends Miller CRASHING to the mat. Maddy hits a dropkick on Nathan Miller and gets right back up. Madonna misses a clothesline. Maddy gets caught with a short powerbomb from Miller. Vicious back suplex! Madonna got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Nathan Miller misses a clothesline. Spear by Madonna. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Miller. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Miller reverses a Madonna hammerlock. Miller hits a right hand. Maddy blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Miller takes a flying neckbreaker from Madonna. Nathan Miller gets knocked to the ground by Maddy. The Material Finisher!!! Nathan Miller taps out! Madonna climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory

My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it?

(Nathan Miller was sluggish and didn't put much effort in. Nathan Miller -2 over, Madonna +1 over)

Dave Adams and Pete Gas vs Matt Sutton and Sean McIver.

Match Background: This will be a tables bout.

The Match: Flying elbow from Dave Adams connects. Pete Gas hits a sloppy ass bulldog off the ropes. Gas \ Pliskin whip Sutton into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Sean McIver elbows Pete Gas in the face to break a hammerlock. Spear by Sean McIver. Mick Foley-esque Double Arm DDT by Sutton connects as Pliskin is down! Gas holds Matt Sutton in place. Dave Adams charges...but Sutton ducks, andPliskinends up flooringGas! Sutton climbs onto the table with Pete Gas and hits a bodyslam through it for the win! Sutton \ McIver climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -*

(Matt Sutton was sluggish and didn't put much effort in. Pete Gas didn't really sell very much, which hurt the match rating. )


Emily Mundae is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! She was out there to hype a match against 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Emily Mundae gained 3 points of overness from this segment.

Emily Mundae vs 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane.

Match Background: This match is for the OOWF Institution of Power title. 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane has been OOWF Institution of Power champion since 21 December 2003.

The Match: Superkick by Emily Mundae practically knocks out all of 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane's teeth! BACKDROP DRIVAH~! and Penny lands HARD! Diamond Dust from Emily Mundae, Penny is out! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Covers for a quick two count. Penny counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane hits a rolling kick on Emily. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Emily is down! Emily Mundae once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Emily. Some masked guy comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Penny turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by him! The announcer calls him Boffo Machine and he has left Penny in big trouble. Emily Mundae has 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane down on the canvas. Here it comes...Snapshooter! 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane taps! Penny grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.

Boffo Machine?! I guess this place doesn't value stipulations like ECW does.

My Opinion: A ***3/4 rating! Yay!

(The OOWF Institution of Power title has gained in image.)

Jillian Lane is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! She was out there to tell Kicken 'Ho-Riffick' Moore that she was going to discombobulate her. If it ends up on one of those OTHER cable channels, then I'm all for it! Time to sit back and watch.

(Jill +2 over)

Jillian Lane vs Kicken 'Ho-Riffick' Moore.

Match Background: This match is for the OOWF World title. Kicken 'Ho-Riffick' Moore has been OOWF World champion since 21 March 2004.

The Match: Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Jill. Vicious chokeslam byJillian Lane! I'd compare it to Akira Taue, but then that would start another argument on the TSM Forums. And another one! She's here to compete, I tell you! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Spin kick by Jillian Lane to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Covers for a quick two count. Jillian Lane misses a clothesline. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Kicken. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Nice piledriver on Jill. Kicken 'Ho-Riffick' Moore gets taken down out of nowhere! Jill crushes Kicken with a sweet running senton. Jillian Lane has Kicken 'Ho-Riffick' Moore down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. 5 Star Canary Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Jillian Lane climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory

My Opinion: A ****1\2 rating for a great match. Keep on trucking...you'll get there.

(The OOWF World title has gained in image.)


E-mail time!

Xlorep DarkHelm complains that Willow Crowley was working too stiffly, and he could have been hurt.

Sean McIver wants to be pushed further up the roster. OK. Welcome to the main event, Sean. He is very appreciative.

A Road Agent says that Jillian Lane and Kicken Moore work well together due to similar styles.

Garrison Cade requests to work with Xlorep DarkHelm.

Robert Gibson wants to work with John Kronus. Prolly won't happen, but some jokes suggest themselves.

203 people attended Summer Hate, and we made $4,060 at the gate.

Sophie wants to increase our production values to 35%. Okay.

Top faces are:

1. Emily Mundae
2. Boffo Machine
3. Willow Crowley
4. Nathan Miller

Top heels are:

1. Jillian Lane
2. Matt Sutton
3. 'Nature Girl' Penny Lane

Top draw is Emily Mundae.

The writers suggest that Emily Mundae is too good for the OOWF IoP Title, and that it should be given to Matt Sutton instead. They like Jill as the OOWF World Champion.

No real news in the Ryland Report.

Ed T. Cactus reports that Jill is next to break through the glass ceiling.

Top 5 Brawlers in the Wrestling World:

1. Xlorep DarkHelm
2. Matt Sutton
3. Willow Crowley
4. Jillian Lane
5. Some Kurt Angle guy

Wrestlingheat.com (the stupid rumors site) reports that B and Matt are a couple.

Dave Adams tuned 30 this last month.

Our sponsorship deals with Vedder and Ament and Mighty Mints have ended. Without better opportunities, we renew the old deals.

We are up to 77% public image on the Small level.

We'll see you next "month" for OOWF Independence 2004!